Ready for some football? Ready for an obscene number of cans of pepsi?

Seen at a Tops super market outside of Elmira, New York.

I'm not sure if this mosaic of boxes was done as per instructions from Pepsi's in store marketing division, or if it was just the creation of an awesome clerk with too much time on his/her hands at the end of a shift.

I prefer to assume it was created over the course of dozens of visits to the store by a customer who is excited as fuck about the super bowl.

The greatest reality t.v. trailer ever.

Here is a "sizzle reel" for the upcoming Food Network reality competition  show "Extreme Chef." A sizzle reel is apparently like a trailer, except much longer and based on this one more XTREME!

You don't need to watch the whole thing, in fact please don't watch all 3 minutes of this, but be sure to at least watch from 1:10 to 1:20, where two blond childern react to a chef with expressions that are Xtremely staged. This is then followed immediately by one of the Chef's wandering out of a random homeowner's pool for no discernible reason.



Note that the guy wandering soaking wet out of the pool is not addressed at all. That segment was about them having to barrow ingredients from the neighbors, did this neighbor store all of his produce at the bottom of his pool for some reason? Maybe there was a fridge at the bottom of his pool?

In conclusion, all reality shows should involve the host exclaiming "Go milk your cows!" with the same bravado that Russel Crowe said, "At my signal, unleash hell!" at the beginning of Gladiator.

via Warming Glow