Sunday, July 31, 2011

Podcast Episode 24

Thor's Hour of Thunder: Episode 24: Super Mark-io Brothers!


Thor and Baldr welcome special guest star Shannon Hunter, the owner of World Professional Wrestling.

http://www.worldprofessionalwrestling.com/

We discuss: ECW, Jersey All Pro Wrestling, Jersey Shore Championship Wrestling, Jason Knight, Combat Zone Wrestling, Reading, Pennsylvania, Baldr geeks out, Ring of Honor, Pinkie Pinkerton, Eddie Valentine.

World Class Championship Wrestling, Missy Hyatt, Woman's World Cup Soccer, U.S. World Cup Soccer Team, MMA, WWF, WWE, Jeremiah Riggs, Randy Orton, luke robinson, Andy Leavine, CM Punk, kimbo slice, Independent Wrestling, Low Ki, Kawal, zach rider, Triple H, Chris Jericho, Undertaker, Edge, Rey Mysterio, Jr, Bryan Danielson, Daniel Bryan, Phillip Jack Brooks, Homicide, Low Ki,

Meeting your heros, Tommy Dreamer, Shane Douglas, The Franchise, Mick Foley, Mankind, Deathmatch Santa, Nikolai Volkoff, Josip Nikolai Peruzović, the Iron Sheik, the Mikey Rourke, Wild Samoan Training Center, Necro Butcher, Dylan Keith Summers, Pro Wrestling Unplugged, Gorilla Position, Johnny Cashmere, D.J. Hyde, Tony Myers, Sex & Violence, The Muppet Show, Sami Callihan, Chris Benoit, David John Finlay Jr, Fit Finlay, Elvis, Graceland, The Emergency Room, scars are sexy, Death Match Wrestling, Jason Knight, PWG, "Fat" Frank Iadeavia

Wrestling Themed weddings, Sami Callihan, tommy fierro, Danny Inferno, The Inferno Kid, Ace Darling, Judas Young, They Live, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Terry Funk, Extreme Championship Wrestling.

Freyja, Terrence Malick, Tree of Life, Brad Pitt, American Museum of Natural History, Jurassic Park

and also: Fighting a bear, yes wrestling an actual motherfucking bear.


Friday, July 22, 2011

Sheep!



Char over at becauseafire.tumblr.com pointed out this ad should be for the board game Settlers of Catan.


She has a good point, but I  just like it cause it has a big fluffy sheep in it.
(sent via cellphone)

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Subaru markets car directly at me

Here is a new Subaru ad it features:
1. An Irish-American Family
2. Midget Hockey
3. One of the kid hockey players being sent to the penalty box, because hockey goons are awesome.
4. The song "If I Should Fall From Grace with God" by the goddamned Pogues.



The only way this ad could be more directed at me is if one of the kids was wearing an Aquaman T-Shirt, the second kid was played by a Muppet, and the third kid was played by Conan O'Brien.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Podcast Episode 23

Thor's Hour Of Thunder: Episode 23: Hagrid was better in GoldenEye

No Chapters this week because i couldn't figure out how to embed them, so I'm gonna hold off till we have chapters the can be posted on itunes and here. Want chapters again? Send any comments to Hour of Thunder (At) Gmail dot com.


Our sexy official website is still:
hourofthunder.podomatic.com

This week we discuss:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, with Freyja returning for this segment. daniel radcliffe, rupert Grint, David Yates, Alan Rickman, Emma Watson, Harry Potter, Robbie Coltrane, Robbie Coltrane is awesome.

Rubber, Killer Condom, Flashpoint, Emperor Aquaman, Wonderwoman, World of FlashPoint, The Flash, Iron Clad, Hamlet, MacBath, Doctor Who, the Tenth Doctor, 10th Doctor, David tennant, Patrick Stewart.

Everything is better with David Bowie, David Bowie, Labyrinth,

Django Unchained, Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo Dicaprio

Quills, Geoffrey Rush, Joaquin Phoenix, Kate Winslet.

The Long Riders, real life brothers, The Keaches: Jesse James (James) and Frank James (Stacy)
The Carradines: Cole Younger (David), Jim Younger (Keith) and Bob Younger (Robert)
The Quaids: Ed Miller (Dennis) and Clell Miller (Randy)
The Guests: Charley Ford (Christopher) and Robert Ford (Nicholas)

and many more things that I am too lazy to write down again.


Saturday, July 16, 2011

YES!

I have two longer posts I hope to finish on my day off tomorrow, but really quick:

my favorite animation studio (Aardman*) adapted one of my favorite comedy book series: The Pirates! by Gideon Defoe. Here is the trailer:



This looks awesome. I am just gonna go line up for the midnight screening of this right now. What? it doesn't come out till 2012? Okay, I better bring some snacks with me then.



Footnote(s):
*With all due respect to Pixar, I just love stop motion and Wallace & Gromit

Monday, July 11, 2011

Podcast Episode 22: Sleep Deprivation Special!

Thor's Hour of Thunder: Episode 22: Sleep depravation special!

Discussed in Chapter 1
NEW FEATURE! Labeled chapters. Choose what you want to year about. Detailed descriptions for each chapter below!

I'm trying to fix this, but right now version with Chapters is not on Itunes or embeddable, it is only available at the official Thor's site here on Podomatic.


Hear Thor and Baldr party till the break of dawn on this impromptu early morning recording of the Hour of Thunder. As always hourofthunder at gmail dot com to email us questions comments or complaints which we will read on air.

Chapter 1: Intro: Would a rose by any other name still default on their loans?, Hogan

Chapter 2: Answer to: Dr. Zoom, The Flash, Flashpoint, Aquaman, Emperor Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Vancouver Canucks

Chapter 3: BatGirl, Dreams, and Batman the Animated Series, Bane, Dark Knight Rises


Chapter 4: Doctor Who, City of Death, John Cleese, The Pirate Planet, Douglas Adams
Chapter 5: Ironclad: Thoughts on the film Ironclad (2011), The Middle Ages, Prince John, Disney's Robin Hood, King John, Paul Giamatti, Brian Cox

Chapter 6: Robin and Marian (1976), Sean Connery, Audrey Hepburn, Robert Shaw, Sheriff of Nottingham, Richard Harris, Richard the Lionheart, the Story of Robin Hood, Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Alan Rickman, Snape Kills Dumbledore, The Hell Fire Club, Orson Welles

Discussed in Chapter 6
Chapter 7: Transformers: Verdict on Ironclad, Thoughts on the film Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Transformers 3, feminism, Michael Bay, Ehren Kruger, Watchmen, The Comedian, Victoria's Secret, Tits, Explosions, Tits and Explosions, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Pa

Chapter 8: X-men: X-men: First Class, X-men 3, X-men: The Last Stand, Brett Ratner, Halle Berry, Catwomen, The Crow, Brandon Lee

Chapter 9: Blacklight Attack!: Blacklights, Warren Ellis, transmetropolitan, SVK, Hunt for the BTK Killer, Oldboy, Major C. Deegan, J. Pierce, Thor gets all martial arts films confused live on air!, 태풍, Taepung, Typhoon (2005), Adam Savage, Invisible Ink, Franz Kafka

Chapter 10: X-files: david duchovny, david duchovny's Ass, X-files: Fight the Future, X-files: I Want to Believe, Mitch Pileggi, A.D. Walter Skinner, john doggett, Monica, Moronica, Television without pity, Televisionwithoutpity.com, Balls, Dana Scully, Robert Patrick, Jolie Jenkins, FBI Agent Leyla Harrison



Chapter 4: Doctor Who, City of Death, John Cleese, The Pirate Planet, Douglas Adams
Chapter 5: Ironclad: Thoughts on the film Ironclad (2011), The Middle Ages, Prince John, Disney's Robin Hood, King John, Paul Giamatti, Brian Cox

Discussed in Chapter 8, but I might just start posting this picture every
week, regardless of wether or not we discuss X-men.
Chapter 6: Robin and Marian (1976), Sean Connery, Audrey Hepburn, Robert Shaw, Sheriff of Nottingham, Richard Harris, Richard the Lionheart, the Story of Robin Hood, Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Alan Rickman, Snape Kills Dumbledore, The Hell Fire Club, Orson Welles

Chapter 7: Transformers: Verdict on Ironclad, Thoughts on the film Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Transformers 3, feminism, Michael Bay, Ehren Kruger, Watchmen, The Comedian, Victoria's Secret, Tits, Explosions, Tits and Explosions, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Chapter 8: X-men: X-men: First Class, X-men 3, X-men: The Last Stand, Brett Ratner, Halle Berry, Catwomen, The Crow, Brandon Lee

Chapter 9: Blacklight Attack!: Blacklights, Warren Ellis, transmetropolitan, SVK, Hunt for the BTK Killer, Oldboy, Major C. Deegan, J. Pierce, Thor gets all martial arts films confused live on air!, 태풍, Taepung, Typhoon (2005), Adam Savage, Invisible Ink, Franz Kafka

Chapter 10: X-files: david duchovny, david duchovny's Ass, X-files: Fight the Future, X-files: I Want to Believe, Mitch Pileggi, A.D. Walter Skinner, john doggett, Monica, Moronica, Television without pity, Televisionwithoutpity.com, Balls, Dana Scully, Robert Patrick, Jolie Jenkins, FBI Agent Leyla Harrison.








Saturday, July 9, 2011

STOP! Hammer time!

But really. Stop everything you are doing and read this amazing review of Zookeeper: by Lindy West, a critic who makes me damned proud to be an American. Here is a quote from it to convince you of its awesomeness and worthiness of your time:
There was no press screening of Kevin James's new movie, Zookeeper, in time for print. So, instead, I interviewed this fart.

Hello, fart! Nice to meet you!

Brrrrrrrrrrrfffff.


Oh stop! Likewise. Really. No, please. Call me Lindy.
Frp. Frrrp.

Seriously Read the rest of this article, I'm not sure what else I could do to convince you at this point. If you don't like the idea of a critic satirically interviewing a fart, you then that is where you and I part ways.



(via: Filmdrunk, the blog which also refuses to call this movie anything but: Paul Blart: Zookeeper. A title I encourage you to try to make viral.)

Podcast Episode 3: Re-issue (July 10th, 2011)

We bought some more storage space on Podomatic a few months ago. They gave us this snazzy official website:
HourOfThunder.podomatic.com
and we now have space to repost the old episodes we had to delete, look for more in the coming weeks.

Thor's Hour of Thunder: Episode 3: Tokyo Drift


Here is the long lost Episode 3 of The Hour of Thunder.

In this Thor and Baldr probably discusses geeky pop culture but Thor didn't bother labeling this episode.

I (thor) re-listened to part of it, and discovered that we talk about: Zombieland, woody harrelson, twinkies, Hostess, sno-balls, snow balls, penguins, Giant Chicken, Boba Fett, Something Something Something Dark Side, Family Guy, Peter Griffen, Giant Chicken Boba Fett, Star Wars Prequels, Star Wars Prequels are terrible, Its a trap, Return of the Jedi, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Seth Macfarlane, sarlacc, Rancor, colonel sanders, 5th Element, Bruce Willis, Chris Tucker, Harland David "Colonel" Sanders, Harland Sanders, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Rush Hour 3, Jackie Chan, Shanghai Knights, Shanghai Noon, Who Am I?, Netflix, Church of Flying Spaghetti monster, Video Killed the radio star, Technology, Files are inside the computer, Zoolander, Norse Gods, Thor, God of thunder, Thor God of thunder, Neil Gaiman, Long Dark Tea Time of the soul, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Svlad Cjelli, American Gods, Douglas Adams, loki.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

"The manatee is endangered, and I think it's because its out of shape" -Jim Gaffigan

This isn't really an ad, but I dug this talking manatee plush toy:




While this toy seems very cute and educational, I'm sad they didn't get Jim Gaffigan to voice the manatee, since one of his most famous stand up bits is about the animals.

(here is that bit below, the whole thing is funny, but the manatee part starts 1:30 into the video.)


Jokes.com
Jim Gaffigan - Manatees
comedians.comedycentral.com
Jim Gaffigan Hot Pocket VideoJim Gaffigan Bacon VideoAll Jim Gaffigan Videos



This stuffed animal, as well as a bunch of other stuff is for sale at SaveTheManatee.org , with the profits going to help manatees. Buy something over there if you feel like helping this pudgy little buggers out. I actually first heard about this charity through Jim Gaffigan who used to plug it on his website years ago.

Anyway, this was more of an ad for manatees than anything else. It would have been a lot more amusing if by that I meant an ad marketed towards manatees. so I will end this post with how that might go down:

Are you an aquatic herbivores that eats 50 pounds of plants a day?

Getting sick of the same old, wet, vegetables day after day?

Try Frito-Lay's new "Deep Fried Mangrove Leaves".
"That sounds finger lickin' good!"

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Cereal mascots meet "Breaking Bad"

Cracked.com made this video about cartoon cereal mascots as all being thinly veiled drug abuse metaphors.    It made me laugh a bunch.


Sunday, July 3, 2011

Podcast episode 21

Thor's Hour of Thunder: 
4th of July Special! 
Episode 21: 
King Kong vs. Godzilla vs. Thor vs. Balder vs. Hogan vs. Freyja vs. Predator vs. Aliens vs. Terminator vs. Marvel vs. Capcom vs. Bambi

Remember if you would prefer to listen to this while looking at viking pigs, we still have the official site over at hourofthunder.podomatic.com


This week we discuss: The most 4th of July style American film of all time.

Transformers: Dark of the moon, Farmville, The book of mormon, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Josh Gad, Norse Mythology, Emma Stone, Spider-man, The amazing Spider-man, Spider-man: Turn off the dark, Andrew Garfield, Cave of Forgotten Dreams, Werner Herzog, Sleep No More, MacBeth, Orgy, Macbeth orgy, silent theater, theatre, Musicals, The Hulk, Fingers too big, The incredible hulk, cellphones, wearing a car as bib overalls, venture bros. Venture brothers, The Ultimate Warrior, WWE, WWF, World Wrestling, Hulk Hogan, Michael Bay, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, The Rock, Transformers, Transformers: Dark of the moon, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

And Hogan brings us a new tech section where we discuss google plus, google +, google circles, facebook, farmville, and the SEC,